i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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