Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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