My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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