We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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