At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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