..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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