You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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