I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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