Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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