Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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