Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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