That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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