Sponge bath it is.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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