Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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