He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Randomize
