I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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