She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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