Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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