I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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