Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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