Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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