He is such a slut. More and more my type.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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