we're blogging at a bar
Having a random hookup so left but love u
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The power of my boobs compel you
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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