I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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