I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
