Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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