God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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