okay pat passed out under dana's car
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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