I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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