i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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