There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Randomize
