So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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