She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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