yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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