I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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