i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
