that's an acceptable place to lick
he shaved USA in his pubs
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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