I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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