Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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