You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I understand Curling. That high.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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