Dual....:-)
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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