No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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