His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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