TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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