Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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