TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
