no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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