She said her name was "party"
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
