But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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