kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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